14 12 / 2015
Today I turn 23. Since 23 is a prime number, I’m literally in the prime of my youth.
22 9 / 2015
you know in corny american films when the popular kid is bullying the nerdy kid but then at the end the popular kid gets called out for something 293838% more embarrassing?
yah that happened to david cameron today
(via housefathryon)
21 9 / 2015
the real conservative agenda
Potential U.S. leader: calls women pigs
Australian leader: calls women pigs
UK leader: has sex with actual pigs
21 9 / 2015
- 1: I'm fine
- 2: how the fuck does Cameron get away with this as a leader but Ed Miliband was deemed unfit to be a leader because of the way he eats a bacon sandwich???
16 9 / 2015
I referred to a guy who regularly comes into my work as “that dude who looks like Jeremy Corbyn” and if I wasn’t leaving my job, my colleague and I were all set to start watching people up and down the high street playing a game called “Spot the Corbyn”.
16 9 / 2015
why does everyone keep saying Jeremy Corbyn is unelectable when he’s won parliamentary beard of the year five times, he seems like a winner to me